This me. 

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caterville:

Aaaaaaaaa! Dun Eats Me!

Some like it Hot (1959)

Same.

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Every morning.

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thesmiserables:

rrrramsey:

tedkordisanasshole:

I found this great blog today and had to share it :D 

Refashionista is an amazing seamstress who refashions awful thrift-store finds into new clothes and some of these results are so amazing?? Check her out! :D

she is a goddess

this is amazing

From this photoset I’d say her motto is “make it shorter and wear a belt with it”. 

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music-geek-fandom-freak:

catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

AS SOON AS I SAW “HAND ANKLE” (Handgelenk) I KNEW THESE WERE GERMAN TO ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS.

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On “Clean Eating”

Generally it means eating more plants, less sugar, refined or otherwise, avoiding gluten, cutting down on carbs, and of course cutting out red meat, salt and laughing. I made the last one up. Or maybe I didn’t. As LV Anderson put it on Slate.com: “Clean eating can mean pretty much anything you want it to mean.”

Mostly what it means is: “I’m much better than you.” The opposite of clean is dirty. There’s dirty politics, dirty money and dirty dealings. People who enjoy sex are portrayed as dirty. (Though Woody Allen’s line that sex was only dirty “when it was done properly” is instructive here.) When junkies kick the habit they “get clean”. Bad people “clean up their act”. In short, if you don’t eat clean you are lacking in virtue. You are not a good person. You are a bad person. You filthy, dirty dog.

Jay Rayner, "Clean eating: yet another pious diet to squeeze the joy out of good food

heartbrokengirlsketches:

posting this here because OMG i’ve been busting my ass making these jellos for the past 2 or 3 weeks i think. I’ve lost track of how many we’ve made, as we’ve just finished an order of 70 jellos this afternoon (each one of these fit in you hand). That is just today alone tho. we’ve probably made more than 200 by now total, or some stupid high number like that. 

ANYWAY these are completely edible (the flowers are made from colored milk jello) and can be made in any flavor, any color, and basically any flower ever. 

EDIT: For anyone interested in special ordering some jellos, they are

$1.50 each

And you must live withing an hour from Sacramento, California in order for us to send them to you (sorry guys, but these things only keep for so long and I  haven’t yet figured out delivery services, but if ever I do, I’ll let you all  know!)

And I thought my egg agar-agars were cool. This is like… LEVEL UP x 100000000000000

HOW IS THIS DONE?

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